Don't know if this story has any great eschatological significance, but it would work great as a sermon illustration:
Husband knocked out after wife gets gift meant for mistress
A man was knocked unconscious after his wife threw an ashstray at him because he gave her a present intended for his mistress.
Mircea Rau decided to buy necklaces for his wife and his mistress - each with a gold initial for their name.
On the way home the Romanian mixed up the parcels and gave his wife the necklace with his mistress' initial on it.
The ashtray hit him on the back of the head as he tried to flee, knocking him unconscious.
He is now recovering in hospital in Focsani, County Vrancea, Romania.
His wife is filing for divorce.